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Lincoln Little Thinker

In many ways we feel like Lincoln, though not quite as tall. And that's why we put such care and pride into our Abraham Lincoln Little Thinker doll. Abe stands a towering 12 inches tall and sports his trademark stovepipe hat..
He's well constructed with exacting attention to every detail. They just don't make Republicans like they used to. Thankfully, we do.Ê.
Our dolls of famous figures, politicians, artists, scientists, and philosophers are educational, fun, and seriously cuddly! They make a great accent to any bed, bookshelf, or couch..
Approximately 11" tall. Comes with a removable tag with a portrait, quotes, and achievements. Great for parents and children, home and school, students and teachers, you name it!.
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EXTREME POCKETS: This canvas satchel has so many pockets you’ll be looking for stuff to put in them. With two ample outside pockets, one in the front and one in the back, there’s room for school books or novels. The two side pockets are perfect for a cell phone and a water bottle. You’ll have to figure out what to put in the three internal pockets.
VINTAGE STYLE: With its’ stone washed canvas, leather tabs, and antique metal fittings, you’ll be stylin’ when you own one of these travel bags. It also sports frayed scruffy edges, because, well we are the Scruffy Dog Trading Co. after all. A true unisex accessory, it has something for everyone.
SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE: Truly a multi-functional fashion masterpiece, this canvas crossbody bag has a wide variety of uses. Whether you’re a student with textbooks, a businessman with a laptop, or a traveler with a couple of novels, this will hold what you need it to, and then some. So carry on dude.
BEYOND VERSATILE: With its fully adjustable strap from 46 inches to 54 inches, this vintage messenger bag, easily fits most people. My wife is 5’ 2” and I’m 6’ 3”, and it easily works for either one of us. We share ours, but feel free to buy two. One for you and one for a loved one.

Republican, Democrat, Independent let them know where you Stand. Whether it's a serious Statement or Satirical point of view we've got it..
The Ultimate Crewneck Sweat: A Fashionable and Soft to the touch Sweat Made with Pill Resistant Fleece Featuring a 1x1 Ribbed and Narrow Collar with Spandex for Added Comfort.
Extra Stuff to know: 8.0 Oz. Durable Soft Fabric That Features Double Needle Coverstitching on The Collar, Armholes and Waistband. A Seamless Body with Set-In Sleeves.
Shirt Size: Make Sure To Reference the Size Chart To Help Make Sure You Select the Size That is Just Right for You!.
We Take Extreme Care When We Create Your Shirt. We print using the best techniques out there..

On your finger it's a puppet! Our mini hand puppets are great for storytelling, puppet theater, class, mock debates, or thumb wrestling matches. Also great for gift bags, baskets stockings, etc..
On your fridge it's a magnet! Adorn yours (or your locker, or other metal surface) with the most influential minds of all time. We make over 100 different puppets of your favorite artists, philosophers, scientists, writers, and pop-culture icons..
Each collectible puppet is 4" tall and comes with a removable tag with a portrait, quotes, and achievements list. They're educational, and often used by teachers in school classrooms for learning exercises!.
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What's a Freudian Sip? When you say one thing but mean your mother!.
Have no fear about saying what's really on your mind when drinking out of one of these. They're chock full o' nuts!.
10 oz. BPA-free ceramic coffee cup with a comfortable handle. All of our mugs come in a beautifully designed, colorful box. The box itself is a work of art!.
We have dozens of different funny and sometimes even educational mugs! Enjoy coffee in the morning, afternoon tea, or hot chocolate at bedtime - and always reach for one of UPG's mugs!.
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A Super Comfortable Short Sleeved T-Shirt Made with a Soft 5.6 Oz Pre-Shrunk 50% Cotton/50% Polyester Blend with a Traditional fit. Our T-shirts set the Standard for a Standard Tee.
Extra Stuff to know: Shoulder to Shoulder Taping, Double Stitched Sleeves, 1x1 Rib Seamless Collar and a Tearaway Label.
Shirt Size and Color Guide: We Created a Unique Sizing Chart Just for Wild Bobby Shirts, Make Sure To Reference Our Size Chart To Help Make Sure Your Pick the Size That is Just Right for You!.

Republican, Democrat, Independent let them know where you Stand. Whether it's a serious Statement or Satirical point of view we've got it..
Great for Summer fun, the Gym and Every Day Use the Classic Fit Tank Top Features an Excellent Jersey Knit Construction with Banded Neck and Armholes....
Made with Comfortable to Wear 5.3 Oz fabric with a Double Stitched Bottom Hem, A Great Tank Top That Is Soft, Comfortable and with a Tear Away Label.
Shirt Size: Make Sure To Reference the Size Chart To Help Make Sure You Select the Size That is Just Right for You!.
We Take Extreme Care When We Create Your Shirt. We print using the best techniques out there..

Republican, Democrat, Independent let them know where you Stand. Whether it's a serious Statement or Satirical point of view we've got it..
Great for Summer fun, the Gym and Every Day Use the Classic Fit Tank Top Features an Excellent Jersey Knit Construction with Banded Neck and Armholes for Added Durability.
Made with Comfortable to Wear 5.3 Oz fabric with a Double Stitched Bottom Hem, A Great Tank Top That Is Soft, Comfortable and with a Tear Away Label.
Shirt Size: Make Sure To Reference the Size Chart To Help Make Sure You Select the Size That is Just Right for You!.
We Take Extreme Care When We Create Your Shirt. We print using the best techniques out there..

A handy logbook with charts, inspirational quotes, and room for the many observations you'll make on your five-year mission..
Officially Licensed by CBS Consumer Products..
Mini journal note book measures 5" x 3.5" and has 48 pages to write on. Notepad fits in a purse or back pocket for on the go journaling, writing, sketching or notetaking..
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