NobleWorks - 1 Funny Vintage Birthday Card - Hilarious Retro Greeting, Grown-Up Humor for Happy Birthdays - Buy F-King Shoes 4072

  • CARD'S INSIDE SENTIMENT READS - Happy Fucking Birthday! - Cover reads: Life Is A Flash Of Light Between Two Eternities Of Darkness. Just Buy The Fucking Shoes. - Carpe diem! Shoe wisdom or life lesson, this is one happy birthday adult fucking card made for those who can't make up their minds..
  • SIZE - Our 4.63 x 6.75 inch standard size greeting card is perfect for writing birthday wishes and bringing good laughs on someone's big birth anniversary moments! It ships with an elegant 5x7 mailing envelope and offers large spaces to write about what makes this day really special..
  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - Birth anniversary moments are always worthy to celebrate! And there's no better way to send your funny, heartfelt messages and congratulations for reaching another year in life than with this high-quality note card stationery. Send to a special sister, mom, or friends you know!.
  • The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening (yes, it's intentional).
  • Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material.
  • Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock (no papyrus, naturally) with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact.
  • The stationery is made in the USA and Canada.
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GSPY Scented Candles - Friends Candle, Friendship Gifts - Thank You Candle, Birthday, Thinking of You Gift, Miss You Gifts for Women, Friends, Mom, Family, Bridesmaid - Positive Messages, Send Love

  • Characterized by its saying “It’s not what we have in life, but who we have in our life that matters”, this candle makes a great gift for your friends, family and those you love.
  • Inspirational cute gifts for your friends, best friends, close friends, family members, female friends, bff, bestie, mom, daughter, sister in law, bridesmaids, girlfriend, neighbor, coworker.
  • Gifting this candle is a unique way to thank them for always being there for you and remind them that they are on your mind.
  • Perfect for Christmas, friendship gift, friends birthday gift, thank you gift, thinking of you gift, miss you gift for friends, coworker friend retirement gift, mothers day, galentines day, valentiens day, or just because.
  • Poured in a reusable glass jar, 9oz cotton wick scented candle will burn for approximately 50 hours in typical conditions.
  • Scented soy candle is made from natural soy wax.
  • Soy wax provides a slower and cleaner burn than paraffin, which is better for environment, burns more sufficiently and longer.
  • Infused with premium lavender fragrances, this candle is great for sleep-promoting and relief from anxiety, depression, and....
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ASENKU Dog Life Jacket Pet Life Safety Vest for Swimming Boating, Dog Shark Life Jackets Dog Lifesavers Swimsuits for Pool, Dog Water Floatation Vest for Small Medium Large Dogs, Grey, X-Large

  • Package includes: you will receive 2 pieces small pet life jackets, including a pink polka dot life jacket and a blue polka dot life jacket, suitable for small dogs of 4-10 pounds, and can meet the needs of sister dogs and couple dogs.
  • Nice buoyancy: the flotation life vest is made of polyester oxford, nylon fabric, and filled with foam and stuffing, featuring enough buoyancy to make the dog float on the water and can keep your pet from drowning.
  • Reflective and safe: the use of highly visible reflective stripes design and bright colors, the life jackets improve visibility in the water, you can quickly find your dog and reduce the risk of occurrence.
  • Adjustable and easy to wear: the waist and neck of the life jacket can be easily adjusted in size to easily adapt to your pet's body shape, so as to play a better protective role.
  • The top handle is designed to lift the pet for quick rescue or carry, bringing much convenience to you and your pets.
  • Considerate summer gifts: pet life jackets are a protection for pets, a nice summer gift for your pets or neighbors, friends, pets of people who love pets, nice and helpful tool when swimming together, boating, surfing, pool party or any other water sports.
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Dammit Doll - Win The Contender - Navy & Lime - Stress Relief - Gag Gift - Sports Teams

  • WIN DAMMIT! – Game day weighing on you? Tied at overtime and you’re stressing out? Grab and start slamming this Win Dammit Doll! Each comes in a variety of colors to match with your team so you can cheer or curse right alongside them..
  • HANDMADE – Each Dammit Doll is constructed of handmade, high quality material and it’s durable enough to take a mean squeeze. Bang it on your desk for an extra bit of stress relief..
  • RELAX – When the everyday stresses of work, life, traffic, etc. won’t let you breathe, just take a second and smash the Dammit Doll! Your frustration will flow out and you can reset your day with ease..
  • LAUGHTER – Who doesn’t need more laughter and joy in their life? Your friends, family, and colleagues will get a total kick out of a Dammit Doll whether as a gift, or if they see you smacking the heck out of it..
  • GIFT – You’ll definitely want one for yourself, but Dammit Dolls make great gifts, especially for those who you know who need to burn off a little bit of stress in their life..
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Dammit Doll - Win The Legend - Blue & White - Stress Relief - Gag Gift - Sports Teams

  • WIN DAMMIT! – Game day weighing on you? Tied at overtime and you’re stressing out? Grab and start slamming this Win Dammit Doll! Each comes in a variety of colors to match with your team so you can cheer or curse right alongside them..
  • HANDMADE – Each Dammit Doll is constructed of handmade, high quality material and it’s durable enough to take a mean squeeze. Bang it on your desk for an extra bit of stress relief..
  • RELAX – When the everyday stresses of work, life, traffic, etc. won’t let you breathe, just take a second and smash the Dammit Doll! Your frustration will flow out and you can reset your day with ease..
  • LAUGHTER – Who doesn’t need more laughter and joy in their life? Your friends, family, and colleagues will get a total kick out of a Dammit Doll whether as a gift, or if they see you smacking the heck out of it..
  • GIFT – You’ll definitely want one for yourself, but Dammit Dolls make great gifts, especially for those who you know who need to burn off a little bit of stress in their life..
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Teeth [Explicit]

  • Features 3-floors dolls house that comprises 3 buildings that join to form a neighborhood block with apartments, toy shops & services.
  • Kids can shop in the toy grocery store, visit the salon for a makeover, work in a home office or hang out with friends at the skate park.
  • The LEGO Friends Heartlake City hair salon and café are the places where to meet for hours of creative fun with friends from all walks of life.
  • Includes 7 mini dolls, 1 micro doll, 4 animal figures, and a moving truck so kids can roleplay welcoming a new family to the community.
  • Thanks to this LEGO Friends toy shop's modular buildings, the play never gets tired as kids endlessly arrange and rearrange the street.
  • Accessories include a wheelchair, watering can, coffee machine, food items for the shop, chopsticks, sushi, hairdryer and wigs.
  • LEGO Friends creative toys for kids make great birthday presents for girls & boys who love hanging out with their buddies.
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Graph Paper (1:50 scale / metric system): for Architects, Engineers & Designers (Graph Paper Notebooks for Architects, Engineers & Designer)

  • WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU…: This notebook features a cascading pattern of lemons with the word “NOTES” at the center embellished in gold foil. Start using a journal that’s naturally cute with a confident style all its own..
  • MADE BETTER: These notebooks come with 160 thick ruled pages perfect for journaling, writing notes, and other projects. The thick pages prevent bleed with pen or pencil and stand up to erasing and daily use. The heavy duty wire binding and durable hard cover ensure your notes are always safe..
  • WHEReVER YOU NEED IT: These are perfect notebooks to use at work, school, your home office, or in the classroom. They make perfect gifts for friends or family and they always leave an impression..
  • THE PERFECT PIECE: This journal measures 6.25″ x 8.25″ x 1″ with 160 pages, a hard cover, and gold spiral binding. The ruled pages are perfect for taking notes, life journaling, writing to-do lists, a diary, or productivity tracking..
  • YOUR STATIONERY BOUTIQUE: Graphique creates fine designer cards, notes, folders, journals, and more for a stylish presentation that expresses who you are. Our goal is to help add confidence and flair to every day through your everyday stationery..
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Life Is Better At The Lake - Pontoon Boat Gift T-Shirt

  • Are you a Pontoon Captain? Do you love Pontooning and a good party in Slow Motion on the lake with friends? This is a perfect gift for someone who....
  • This Life is better at the Lake - Pontoon T-Shirt is an exclusive novelty design. Grab this Pontooning shirt as a gift for someone close to you..
  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.
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Keurig K70 Keurig K70 Platinum

  • Brews in under one minute, Quiet-Brew technology.
  • Choice of five cup sizes, 72-oz water reservoir.
  • K-Cup Brewing system has an auto on/off feature, Adjustable temperature.
  • Can make coffee, hot cocoa, tea, and other refreshing choices, Digital Clock.
  • Great for someone who lives alone, but also great for families too, Make your life simpler and your coffee taste better.
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